Well, here you have it. According to the New York Times, the world CAN be distracted, at least for a little while:
Today, ‘arry pottah is more interesting than sex.
Wait, what am I missing here? Maybe I should read the series.
I was awarded a free beverage on my next visit for informing the barista about Statler and Waldorf.
I rule.
I feel the need to audibly appreciate why the Internet is great. This is why the internet is great.
Funny as it is, I believe this guy just sold me on his blender. Watch the rest of his videos, they’re priceless.
We get American Idol. I want this: