Well, here you have it. According to the New York Times, the world CAN be distracted, at least for a little while:

Today, ‘arry pottah is more interesting than sex.
Wait, what am I missing here? Maybe I should read the series.
I was awarded a free beverage on my next visit for informing the barista about Statler and Waldorf.
I rule.
I feel the need to audibly appreciate why the Internet is great. This is why the internet is great.
Funny as it is, I believe this guy just sold me on his blender. Watch the rest of his videos, they’re priceless.
This is a great theme that Careerbuilder.com has going. Unfortunately I can’t embed this and no other sites with longevity seem to have this commercial published. It’s worth the click to Youtube, however.
So, this morning I receive an e-mail from Amazon.com announcing their New Way to Shop from Amazon.com:

Endless.com! A new way to shop for shoes and handbags!
Somehow, and I know I ought not to be profiling here, but somehow I’m sure the inclusion of Men’s and Kid’s products is a funny joke written in the margin…
Check out the skark homepage. It’s designed to be an aggregation of all the information the skark commune has business with. Currently it deals with a number of IRC and IM related topics, and links to some other statistics. Check it out.
For the most part, I’m trying to scroll the hunt off the front page. So check out the next post soon! ![]()
F it, I say.
Here’s some of the recent skinny:
- Received a Sony PSP for my birthday!
- Brought my Brother to Manny’s for his first Tier 1 steak!
- Bought a big memory card for PSP, installed amazing firmware that lets me do stuff like control my XBox XBMC from it via home-brewed software! (amongst other things…)
- Purchased Super Paper Mario, Marble Mania
- Joined Twitter, which seems neat.
Over hill and dale hit the trail
With a handy locating device
Fulfill your wishes like loaves and fishes
And put your victory on ice
I’m just adding a few things to the site that might provoke me to use it more often. This latest addition lets me insert Google Maps information anywhere and everywhere. See, here’s the House of skark:
Well, you all know how much I hate blogs. That’s probably why I haven’t written anything in 4 months. In the meantime, you could listen to the music player! Good music occurs there!
However, I’ll be posting a small flurry of stories to cover the past few months of What I’ve Been Doing. Stay Tuned!
Plug in your ZIP to find out who has the Xbox 360 upon launch, and in what quantities!
If you’d like to buy me one, here’s the link to use!
http://xbox.clambert.org/55423
OK, OK… This may appear as “OMG I have a blog let me post to it now” but this tidbit is extremely cool. I can’t believe I’ve not been privy to this info until now.
I don’t really want any gifts simply because it’s the holiday season, but if you feel like you’d like to buy me something, I can’t complain. I might edit this a few times if I can think of any big winning ideas but just about any generic gift I would list that doesn’t cost many thousands of dollars can be found at one of the following links.
[my newegg wishlist]
[my amazon wishlist]
Also gladly accepted:
I’m one of those guys that doesn’t like blogs but has one anyway.
Ding ding ding…
